A commissioner in some fashion for over a decade, Tobey started what is now known as QGC seven years ago. It eventually morphed into a league that would keep friends and competitors in touch, engaged, and fighting for bragging rights all year, even over a long football offseason.

Favorite Team: Giants

There for the entire ride, Assnee is a much maligned competitor. In 7 years he has 5 winning seasons, yet no top 3 finishes. You can expect him to keep a hawk’s eye on the waiver wire, searching for any moves that will help him to finally secure that long elusive top finish.

Favorite Team: Eagles

A grizzled veteran and one time champ, Tyler is coming off his worst ever finish. Ready and rested following a long 2023 Golden Coglioni hangover, you can be sure he’s looking to flip the table.

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Favorite Team: Commanders

Known for bold draft strategies and hardcore trade negotiations, there’s a reason laura has her name on the golden coglioni. Don’t let her calm demeanor and friendly personality fool you, she’s out for blood and will take it whenever possible.

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Favorite Team: Steelers

If ever there was a god, it likes Diego. Some would call it luck, he would call it skill. Diego has a penchant for clutch waiver wire pick-ups, and has used this gift to finish second place two years in a row. If you’re picking somebody up on waivers and don’t have to beat diego out for them, whoever you got isn’t as good as whoever he got.

Favorite Team: Cowboys

You’d expect the resident IT Pro to manage his team analytically, maybe with a data driven mindset and a time tested approach…. Yeah, no. Matt is the league firecracker. Just when you think you know his strategy, he changes course and blasts off in the other direction. A strategy as ballistic as that surely wouldn’t see much success, right? Nope, wrong again. A top contender last year, Matt will look to blast off toward a podium finish this year.

Favorite Team: Broncos

Garrett takes an old school, do what works mentality that will always keep him in contention for that final trophy push. He is also arguably the unluckiest team owner there has ever been. He’ll be looking to vanquish the demons he’s faced toward the end of the last two seasons.

Favorite Team: Cowboys

An avid snowboarder, Isaac manages his team the same way he manages that fresh powder; cool, calm, and collected. Isaac handles every win and loss like a true professional… some say it’s all a façade, and underneath lies a killer, ready to pounce when the time is right. We’ve yet to see, but one thing you can be sure of, you need to bring your A-Game if you want a shot at beating him.

Likely the youngest champion to hoist the Golden Coglioni there will ever be, Kyzer shook the league by winning in his first year as an owner… at age 13… Can his impeccable ball knowledge outweigh his inexperience as everyone sets their sights on the defending champ? It’s yet to be determined. But if there’s one team ripe for a dynastic run, it’s this one.

1X Champion

Favorite Team: Broncos

Called upon to fill a spot in the middle of last season’s offseason competition, Tim proved he belonged by rallying to finish with the 5th pick in the draft. He’ll look to build upon a strong rookie campaign by using his practical approach to roster building that’s been a winning strategy for many before him.

Favorite Team: Patriots

Thrust into action with less than 24 hours to prepare last season, Brett got the short end of the stick any way you look at it. Despite that, he clutched out and dutifully led his team through a battle hardened campaign that saw him knock off many of the league’s top dogs. He’ll look to use a level playing field to his advantage this year and prove that philly natives aren’t all talk and no walk.

Favorite Team: Eagles

The only thing I know about Mike is that he smacks the shit out of a golf ball and is a cop. If that ain’t enough to intimidate the competition this season, IDK what is.

Favorite Team: Dolphins