A commissioner in some fashion for over a decade, Tobey started what is now known as QGC eight years ago. It eventually morphed into a league that would keep friends and competitors in touch, engaged, and fighting for bragging rights all year, even over a long football offseason.

Favorite Team: Giants

There for the entire ride, Assnee is a much maligned competitor. In 8 years he has 6 winning seasons, yet no top 3 finishes. You can expect him to keep a hawk’s eye on the waiver wire, searching for any moves that will help him to finally secure that long elusive top finish.

Favorite Team: Eagles

A grizzled veteran and one time champ, Tyler is coming off his worst ever finish. Ready and rested following a two season long championship hangover, you can be sure he’s looking to flip the table.

1X Champion (2023)

Favorite Team: Commanders

Known for bold draft strategies and hardcore trade negotiations, there’s a reason laura has her name on the golden coglioni. Don’t let her calm demeanor and friendly personality fool you, she’s out for blood and will take it whenever possible.

1X Champion (2022)

Favorite Team: Steelers

If ever there was a god, it likes Diego. Some would call it luck, he would call it skill. Diego has a penchant for clutch waiver wire pick-ups, and has used this gift to finish second place two out of the last three years. If you’re picking somebody up on waivers and don’t have to beat diego out for them, whoever you picked up isn’t as good as whoever he grabbed.

Favorite Team: Cowboys

You’d expect the resident IT Pro to manage his team analytically, maybe with a data driven mindset and a time tested approach…. Yeah, no. Matt is the league firecracker. Just when you think you know his strategy, he changes course and blasts off in the other direction. A strategy as ballistic as that surely wouldn’t see much success, right? Nope, wrong again. A top contender last year, Matt will look to blast off toward a podium finish this year.

Favorite Team: Broncos

Garrett switched up his old school, do what works strategy for a roll the dice, all or nothing approach this last season… Unfortunately the all or nothing approach sometimes ends up on the nothing side. He’s ready for vengeance, and will seek to finally make his mark on the league in 2026.

Favorite Team: Cowboys

An avid snowboarder, Isaac manages his team the same way he manages that fresh powder; cool, calm, and collected. Isaac handles every win and loss like a true professional… some say it’s all a façade, and underneath lies a killer, ready to pounce when the time is right. We’ve yet to see, but one thing you can be sure of, you need to bring your A-Game if you want a shot at beating him.

Favorite Team: Panthers

The youngest Golden Colgioni Champion ever set out last year to prove that Championship Hangovers are as much of a myth as that girlfriend assnee said he had in highschool. Unfortunately, the hangover comes for those under drinking age as well. He’ll look to right the ship this upcoming season and reclaim the prodigal throne.

1X Champion (2024)

Favorite Team: Broncos

The current league champion, tim battled through adversity on and off the sleeper app in the last year. He’ll look to channel that emotion and push to be the league’s first champ to repeat.

1X Champion (2025)

Favorite Team: Patriots

Mike smacked around the competition in his first season harder than he smacks those golf balls off the tee. He’ll look to elevate his game in 2026 just like he elevates the ball on the course.

Favorite Team: Dolphins

The Golden Coglioni’s newest member. Jack will be looking to cement his status as a contender from the jump. First step: Acquiring a favorable draft pick.

Favorite Team: Bills